Test : Quel type de lesbienne es-tu ?

Un autre test. Celui-ci nous dit quel type de lesbienne on est.
Je suis étonnée, il me donne un résultat similaire au test "A quel personnage de L word ressembles-tu ?".
Je suis blasée, très blasée...

Le test : http://www.playbuzz.com/ashyid10/what-type-of-lesbian-are-you

Je suis, donc, alors, allez :
"Biker/Rock aesthetic butch
You're so sexually attractive but probably have no fucking idea. Think Joan Jett and Shane off The L Word. You do have a kind heart but have this 'I Don't Give a Fuck' demeanor that makes you distant and irresistible to lesbians who love the chase. You're complicated and hot and cold. However, you live by the motto "I can't stand drama" - even though you're the main cause of much drama. You are okay being alone. You are really into music - more than the average person. You find yourself in a bit of trouble with both men and women because you're protective of others and will not stand for bullying. You don't like the feeling of being taken advantage of so you can sometimes be paranoid that people are using you and will unfairly cut ties too soon BUT if you trust someone, they are in your life forever."

And I'm The Chapstick Lesbien (comprendre la lesbienne passe-partout ou littéralement la lesbienne-labello)

You're not butch or femme - you're kinda in the middle. Sometimes people see you as femme, other days you seem butch. Many lesbians find you attractive because you're neither butch nor femme, thus withholding the attention of both parties. You don't like labels, you don't like expectations and you will always speak your mind. You are humorous and wish you were more involved in the lesbian community. You probably enjoy a good beer and a game of pool, but good jewelry and back tickles.

Traduction : Vous n'êtes ni butch ni feminine - vous êtes entre deux. Parfois, vous paraissez butch et d'autres fois femme. Certaines lesbiennes vous trouvent attrayante parce que vous n'êtes ni butch, ni femme, vous plaisez aux deux catégories . Vous n'aimez pas les étiquettes, vous n'aimez pas les attentes et vous dites toujours ce que vous pensez. Vous êtes drole et souhaitez vous impliquer un peu plus dans la communauté lesbienne. Vous apprécierez probablement une bonne bière et une partie de billard, mais de beaux bijoux ne vous laissent pas insensible.

haaan, chui deg, je comprende rien du tout car moi je spikinge angliche àse euh spaniche cow

Mince alors... Si une âme charitable a le temps et le talent pour faire la trad' du test, je le poste en première page pour que celles qui ne spique pas inegliche puissent aussi participer sans frayeur.

You're family oriented with a soft soul. You feel the need to protect others, especially your partner and (if you want them) children. You absolutely love women, and not just sexually/romantically. You surround yourself primarily with women. You feel a sense of care of women. You like wearing track pants and watching TV with your girl, or BBQs with friends/family. You're passionate and work well with your hands - you are probably geared more towards being a chef, trade woman, artist or social worker. You like the chase of a pretty lady.

 Et pourtant je suis tout SAUF une butch  (Reverso a du me cafouiller tout le test)

http://www.playbuzz.com/ashyid10/what-type-of-lesbian-are-you#half

You're family oriented with a soft soul. You feel the need to protect others, especially your partner and (if you want them) children. You absolutely love women, and not just sexually/romantically. You surround yourself primarily with women. You feel a sense of care of women. You like wearing track pants and watching TV with your girl, or BBQs with friends/family. You're passionate and work well with your hands - you are probably geared more towards being a chef, trade woman, artist or social worker. You like the chase of a pretty lady.

Edit : Ah si, là, par contre, je me reconnais :

Vous êtes familiaux orientés avec une âme douce. Vous sentez le besoin de protéger d'autres, particulièrement votre partenaire et (si vous les voulez) des enfants. Vous aimez absolument les femmes et pas seulement sexuellement/d'une façon romanesque. Vous vous entourez principalement de femmes. Vous sentez un sentiment du soin de femmes. Vous aimez porter des pantalons de trace et regarder la télé avec votre fille, ou des barbecues avec les amis/la famille. Vous êtes passionnés et le travail bien de vos mains - vous êtes probablement adaptés plus vers être un chef, une femme commerciale, un artiste ou un assistant social. Vous aimez la poursuite d'une jolie dame. (traduction reverso)

Biker/Rock aesthetic butch
You're so sexually attractive but probably have no fucking idea. Think Joan Jett and Shane off The L Word. You do have a kind heart but have this 'I Don't Give a Fuck' demeanor that makes you distant and irresistible to lesbians who love the chase. You're complicated and hot and cold. However, you live by the motto "I can't stand drama" - even though you're the main cause of much drama. You are okay being alone. You are really into music - more than the average person. You find yourself in a bit of trouble with both men and women because you're protective of others and will not stand for bullying. You don't like the feeling of being taken advantage of so you can sometimes be paranoid that people are using you and will unfairly cut ties too soon BUT if you trust someone, they are in your life forever."



Je pense que ça dépend des jours en fait...

Soft Butch
You appear butch but have a super soft personality; making you not as to or dominant as a regular butch. You more than likely have a creative or artistic hobby where you can let out your sensitivity. You would be a soft and passionate lover, and probably get attached to people easily. You get hurt a lot because you love so freely.

Vous paraissez butch mais avez une personnalité douce superbe ; vous faisant pas dominant comme une butch réguliere. Vous avez certainement un passe-temps créatif ou artistique où vous pouvez exprimer votre sensibilité. Vous seriez un amant doux et passionné, et probablement vous vous attachez aux gens facilement. On vous fait souvent du mal parce que vous aimez tellement sans compter.

Mmmm c'est quoi une butch déjà ?? Pour le reste, j'avoue ...